Thursday, July 29, 2010

spare some freedom, mister?

hey, mister ... mister - got any freedom? we ran out. i ... i think we shipped it somewhere. i remember something about the '80's where we were exporting it everywhere, but our supply ran out - got dilluted. I've got lcd's, sports cars, computers, ipods - wanna trade for freedom?

is there some in mexico still? or thailand? i heard they were trying to raise some in iceland. oh, if only i could get to iceland!

they said the terrorists wanted to take it away. and i guess they did

we're starving here! can't i be free for just a night. just in my bed tonight? or in the shower? can i be free in the shower? - or does the man need to keep me safe from terrorists in there, too?