Hannity Comedy Scetch

This is what I want to see: Hannity waterboarded hoax style ala Mancow with interrogator yelling, "Tell me your name". He says, "F you". Repeat. They let him go. Dry him off. Give him a cookie. "Oh, my name's Sean Hannity, how do you do"? Followed by one or more of the following memes: oh, hi; dramatic rodent; or keyboard cat.